I wash my hands one hundred times per day at a commercial kitchen with commercial-grade hand soap. I live at 7,000 feet in the mountains of New Mexico. I garden on occasion. I need a hand cream, nay, a hand care routine that is so moisturizing.

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Wine Guy · Answer

Vanilla Amber Hand Soap: Don't Call Me Boring I'm Extra Vanilla

There’s nothing basic about a cozy vanilla gourmand hand soap that might occasionally make strangers politely request the opportunity to nibble your fingernails (FWIW, 85% of users on Hinge are absolute suckers for subtle notes of tonka bean, jasmine, and orchid). Made with olive oil and aloe vera, it cleans effectively without drying out your hands.

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Cash Money Hand Soap: LeNOSE is now live for friends and family!

I'm So Fancy My Soap Smells Like Money

This limited-edition luxury hand soap literally smells like fresh $100 bills. If you don’t know what fresh $100 bills smell like because you were born after paper money was replaced by Apple Pay and meme coin crypto scams, then you’ll be happy to learn this fragrance features notes of clean linen, cool ink, delicate iris, and attainable wealth.

Wine Guy · Answer

Desert Sandalwood Hand Soap: Yeehaw I'm A Sandalwood Cowboy

This luxe sandalwood hand soap with tasteful notes of iris, vetiver, and cardamom will transport your nose to the most delightful version of the American Wild West—a gorgeous frontier fantasyland where the coyotes let you pet them and the cowboys are all horsegirls. Reminds me of Santal 33. Made with olive oil and aloe vera, it cleans effectively without drying out your hands.

Wine Guy · Answer

LeNOSE - Orange You Glad Life’s Not So Bad: This new hand soap from LeNOSE is one of the best things I’ve smelled. Better version of Aesop. Can’t believe it will only be 10 bucks.

Emily · Answer

Kiehl’s ultimate strength hand salve: When this is buy one, get one free, I stock the hell up. It’s so thick, and absorbs extremely well.

Maryn · Answer

skin food: My skin is naturally dry and this is the only hand cream that keeps my hands happy in the winter!

Adam · Answer

Tried and true Gold Bond: I have horribly dry skin. Nothing groundbreaking here but this is the only thing that works for me. I haaaate the greasy feel of most lotion, or how it like, slides off you immediately. This feels like it locks the moisture in for several hours. It’s also like $4

elaine · Answer

bag balm, baby: obviously the tin is in, but any application method results in calm hand skin from the lanolin :)