being honest and brave enough to admit beer tastes like ass

Look, I grew up in Berlin, so this is about as sacrilegious as it gets. I tried to pretend for many years, but I can’t lie anymore: beer tastes like ass in a big way.

The only beer I will willingly drink is mixed with lemonade or grapefruit soda. That shit is fire. German people love to tell me that “that’s not beer,” Correct. And yet somehow it’s the only beer-adjacent thing I actually enjoy. Stay mad.