Get a printer

Printers rule. Want to untether yourself from a screen? Get a printer. Want to print a return label? Get a printer. Want to cook from an online recipe without having to unlock your ipad with a goopy finger to read the next step? Get a printer. Printers aren't that expensive, the technology is impressive if you're easily impressed by technology (I can send things to print from my phone!), and the simple ease of printing things out whenever you want smooths life's rough edges. Get a printer. Make it as small as possible. Do yourself a favor and buy some extra ink while you're at it or you will inevitably run out at the most inconvenient moment.