Vacation Body Mist by Vacation

Haters will say - if you want to smell like sunscreen, just put on sunscreen.

Why can’t I do both? And second of all, it’s not the same. This smells like nostalgic sunscreen. And I wear it all summer long (and to any festival.) And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.

Things I’d do while wearing this: meet friends (daytime) and pretend I went tanning and/or put on sunscreen that day.