Sarah Baker Tartan

Most importantly, every Sarah Baker perfume comes with a mini script written by Sarah. Tartan’s script follows the investigation of Calum McNab’s death, a Scottish pub owner.

Things I’d do while wearing this perfume: launch a coup d’état to remove a wealthy white woman’s reign (to be played by Laura Dern) over my kid’s Napa Valley private school board right around the time of the annual fall fair.