Responding in Kath & Kim quotes

There's a Kath & Kim quote for everything! What's your favourite? Here's some of mine.

I'm really discovering who I am, and I like what I'm finding.

I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag.

Everyone’s so self-obsessed, am I the only one around here thinking about me?

The sooner you realise all men are bastards and develop an interest in sport, the happier you’ll be.

It's noice, it's different, it's unusual.

I wonder if I should mention my clowning skills.

I don't want to be rich, I want to be effluent!

A dyke! on a bike... if you like...

You know your beeswax... why don't you mind it...

Kimmie. Look at moi, look at moi, look at moi ploise.

This calls for BBQ Shapes and a bottle of Baileys!

O-V-A-H. Over.

I'm not criticising you, I'm just saying you look bad.

It's Cardonnay, the H is silent... chardonnay, chardonnay, you pack of shunts!