saying “quiche” instead of “chic”

I logged onto the internet and noticed everyone talking like Dorit “Unburdened” Kemsley upon seeing a wind chime…when did this happen? and why??? don’t let this f@sc!st run economy strip originality from your vocabulary. find meanings of admiration in seemingly unrelated words. using “quiche” (by way of J’amie Private School Girl) is a great start.