Davocadoguy Avocados

Do you live in New York and environs? Do you love avocados? I don't know what wizardry is involved in the selection process here, but when I lived in Manhattan I had perfect avocados delivered to my door regularly. I literally never got a dud. Honestly, when people talk about moving out of cities, one of the things that makes me think I never could is that it is in cities (and in the best city I've ever lived in) that you get someone who has a magical skill in avocado curation who will deliver perfect ones to your door for honestly not that much money. Every time I buy an avocado for myself and take the gamble I miss Davocadoguy.