Get chickens

Have you spent 15 years trying to convince your husband to move out of the city? Do you dream of living a farm life where the kids wander acres? Will you spend the rest of your life in this house in the city?

Backyard chickens lets you live your dreams. A little farm life escape in the city. A reason to go outside all the time. Is it a pain in the ass? Yes. Is it fun to have fresh colorful eggs? Yes. Do you have an excuse to spend an hour a week listening to an audiobook outside while you scoop poop and clean your coop? Yes. Is it fun to surprise your friends and neighbors with eggs? Yes. It is ridiculously expensive? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes?