girl dinner

the problem with who i am is you think we’re about to have a conversation about how skinny and frail you are. what’s really happening next is i’m going to put chicken in your mouth. then i’m going to hold it closed until you swallow it like i’m giving a dog medicine.

IDC!!! i will not join you on the stairway to heaven mama. you’ll be too tired to make it up anyway.

sorry!!