In-Shower Lotion

Listen, I know it's dramatic to equate applying lotion to my seriously parched skin to sinking in the Swamp of Sadness, and, yet, not being dramatic is not my ministry.

Moisturizer is a sensory overload for me and one thing that has helped me not to be dry is in-shower lotion. There are a lot of them out there! Something about being slimy when you're already wet feels less bad to me and I can make it happen. This Curel option has no scent and absorbs nicely.

RIP Artex.