Always Fits Good Waist Skinny Jeans

Ellen

“I hate to be supporting an outpost of the vast Kardashian empire, but I had a baby recently and am in a wild pants-buying phase of my life. Nothing fits exactly right and I live in a space of feeling like the perfect pant that fits my current body, my past body, and somehow my future body is just around the proverbial riverbend. Enter these pants, which promise to fit anyone between a 6 and a 12.”