Twiddling your thumbs

I was too old when I realized that thumb wars are far more fun right thumb versus left. My mantra is “Stop Texting, Start Twiddling.” I can imagine how overwhelming this advice might be. I began to twiddle in my sleep, but it does not come so easily to all of us. Let me scare you once more: there are 5 ways to twiddle. (I’ll give you a high five if you find a 6th.) I don’t want to spoil the fun, but I cannot keep myself from sharing my favorite: the upside down knuckle sandwich. For me, it took 9 months before it became muscle memory, but now, I’m totally addicted. Let’s start a movement, guys!