Boulder Canyon x Grillo's Pickles Wavy Classic Dill Potato Chips

OK, so we know that Prometheus stole fire from the gods--got it, got it--but would someone please mind telling us who ever so discreetly snuck their way up Olympus to fetch us mere mortals these ambrosial delights? I'd like to at least write them a thank you note with an XOXOXO sign-off for their troubles while they now endure eternal torment. It's really the least I can do.