Shoresy
Shoresy is about hockey the same way the Sopranos is about waste management. Six short and endlessly rewatchable seasons, running bits that never stop being funny, and actual life lessons that’ll stick with you - all this from a never-seen, foul-mouthed, mother-banging bit character in a whole other series. Pro tip: Watch it with subtitles on.
Apple TV Channels
Streaming apps can be absolute piles of shit (Paramount+ is a particular offender but by no means the only one). Luckily you can subscribe via Apple TV Channels and watch content directly in the Apple TV app - no need to even install the offending service’s crappy app at all.
Bingeing TNG
Hook this shit into my veins. 45 minutes of straight up competence porn, as many times as you can handle before your butt goes numb.
Ugg Slipper Boots Chestnut
Generic Uggs: just as warm, half the price. My ankles have never been toastier.
