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The Midi Slip: Black Pointelle

Wear this around the house and then Venmo me 1$ when your sex life improves. It can be anonymous, I don’t care. It’s not about the money I just love being right.

Not dressing in your color season

As a soft summer, my ass looks great in muted cool tones like sage and soft teal. Respectfully, I'd rather die. I am not “supposed”to wear any of the colors in this outfit and I don’t give a fuck!!! I can't wear brown or black? Fuck off. No white or bright colors? Go to hell. Fuck the color seasons. Wear what makes you happy.

Lan Noodle

I went here on Christmas. I went here on my birthday. I went here after spending the day in the ER when a cyst burst on my ovary. Hand pulled Chinese noodles in spicy beef soup is my ultimate happy food. This place is in the strip mall where the Target is on La Brea and Santa Monica so it has free parking and the best, chewiest noodles in the city. Try everything on the menu though. I go hog wild here.

Asking someone “what’s plaguing you?” instead of “what’s new?”

I didn’t even mean to do this, I just blurted it out on a first friend date and it was surprisingly well received. I don’t think I’d try this with a parent at your kid’s school or a colleague but try it with a friend. Or don’t. I can’t do more small talk I just want to know what’s keeping you up at night.

The Midi Slip: Black Pointelle

Wear this around the house and then Venmo me 1$ when your sex life improves. It can be anonymous, I don’t care. It’s not about the money I just love being right.

Not dressing in your color season

As a soft summer, my ass looks great in muted cool tones like sage and soft teal. Respectfully, I'd rather die. I am not “supposed”to wear any of the colors in this outfit and I don’t give a fuck!!! I can't wear brown or black? Fuck off. No white or bright colors? Go to hell. Fuck the color seasons. Wear what makes you happy.

Lan Noodle

I went here on Christmas. I went here on my birthday. I went here after spending the day in the ER when a cyst burst on my ovary. Hand pulled Chinese noodles in spicy beef soup is my ultimate happy food. This place is in the strip mall where the Target is on La Brea and Santa Monica so it has free parking and the best, chewiest noodles in the city. Try everything on the menu though. I go hog wild here.

Asking someone “what’s plaguing you?” instead of “what’s new?”

I didn’t even mean to do this, I just blurted it out on a first friend date and it was surprisingly well received. I don’t think I’d try this with a parent at your kid’s school or a colleague but try it with a friend. Or don’t. I can’t do more small talk I just want to know what’s keeping you up at night.