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Triple Paste Diaper Rash Cream

If your tret face is irritated, I’m telling you right now, slather this shit on post-shower like you’re frosting a cake. Do not put tret on first unless you enjoy suffering. My neighbors have seen me topless with a white opaque zinc mask standing fully in front of my dining room window. I’m sure I looked expensive and medicated but lowkey was probably giving Mommy Dearest. And of course, treat the baby’s fat cheeks too!

Leonor Greyl Huile de Leonor Greyl Shampoo Treatment (3.2 oz.)

My luxurious pre-shampoo hair oil. My hair is thick and course, so it needs tons of hydration. Especially during swimming season at Ziegler. I section out my dry hair, apply from roots to ends, and sleep in it. Don’t use your fav linen pillow cases. Instead, use the shitty one buried in the back of your closet that you don’t know who or where it came from. When you finally shower, refrain from wetting your hair first! Work in the shampoo to your dry oiled hair, then slowly introduce water. You can thank me later.

Hawthorne Desert Runway Eua de Parfum

Ugh. This cologne. It smells like that hot hipster biker from LA who you’re standing elbow to elbow with at Pappy and Harriet’s waiting for a drink. I’m a little soft masc some days, and wearing this pulls the whole vision in focus.

Amma's Kitchen Vegetarian Restaurant

I often treat myself to Amma’s lunch buffet after I drop my kid off at preschool. They are strictly vegetarian and vegan, so you won’t find meat here. They have different stuff on rotation. What you’ll find on my plate is paneer butter masala (there is no shortage of chunks of paneer here), beet poriyal, coconut onion raitha chutney, payasam, onion pakora, and kesari. On extra special days, you can find gulab jamun - my mom would make this for me and I am way too excited when I see a pan of this at their buffet. Don’t let the cracked banquette seats and location in Roselawn scare you off. Amma’s is a gem.

Triple Paste Diaper Rash Cream

If your tret face is irritated, I’m telling you right now, slather this shit on post-shower like you’re frosting a cake. Do not put tret on first unless you enjoy suffering. My neighbors have seen me topless with a white opaque zinc mask standing fully in front of my dining room window. I’m sure I looked expensive and medicated but lowkey was probably giving Mommy Dearest. And of course, treat the baby’s fat cheeks too!

Leonor Greyl Huile de Leonor Greyl Shampoo Treatment (3.2 oz.)

My luxurious pre-shampoo hair oil. My hair is thick and course, so it needs tons of hydration. Especially during swimming season at Ziegler. I section out my dry hair, apply from roots to ends, and sleep in it. Don’t use your fav linen pillow cases. Instead, use the shitty one buried in the back of your closet that you don’t know who or where it came from. When you finally shower, refrain from wetting your hair first! Work in the shampoo to your dry oiled hair, then slowly introduce water. You can thank me later.

Hawthorne Desert Runway Eua de Parfum

Ugh. This cologne. It smells like that hot hipster biker from LA who you’re standing elbow to elbow with at Pappy and Harriet’s waiting for a drink. I’m a little soft masc some days, and wearing this pulls the whole vision in focus.

Amma's Kitchen Vegetarian Restaurant

I often treat myself to Amma’s lunch buffet after I drop my kid off at preschool. They are strictly vegetarian and vegan, so you won’t find meat here. They have different stuff on rotation. What you’ll find on my plate is paneer butter masala (there is no shortage of chunks of paneer here), beet poriyal, coconut onion raitha chutney, payasam, onion pakora, and kesari. On extra special days, you can find gulab jamun - my mom would make this for me and I am way too excited when I see a pan of this at their buffet. Don’t let the cracked banquette seats and location in Roselawn scare you off. Amma’s is a gem.