Buying greeting cards in bulk
My most adult habit—buy cards for different occasions every time you are at a book or gift shop so you’re never hustling or picking up a shitty Hallmark card on your way to a four year old’s birthday party in 90 degree august weather when the local train is only running every 20 min.
Chihuahuas for anxiously attached girls
If you want to be adored, look no further.
A Good Person (Kirsten King)
Unhinged girlie lit fic. You will not like her, but you just might love her.
Irish Spring 5in1 Body Wash
Smells like Clean Boy and also a disconcertingly good household cleaner…