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Extremely low tech, actually way too bright, but the nicest gentlest wakeup possible. Every time I decide to branch out and try something new and fancy I end up crawling back to this fugly watch.

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Cheap amazon alarm watch

Extremely low tech, actually way too bright, but the nicest gentlest wakeup possible. Every time I decide to branch out and try something new and fancy I end up crawling back to this fugly watch.

Oh, Mary!

They should make all plays this funny.

Sheng Wang - Sweet & Juicy

The hardest I think I've ever laughed watching a stand up special on tv. I think about the cookie sheet bit all the time.

Aquaphor stick

I use it everywhere, on everything.