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Vodka Soda as your main drink
Tequila? Smell like hand sanitizer. Wine? Headache central. Beer? Bloated after 1 sip. Gin? Flowers all up in your mouth. Vodka soda is really that girl. It’s literally the skinny smart girl drink if you want to have a great night and not feel it the next day. And it has 97 cals. Drink it enough and all of them will just taste like water.

Date a Chef/Cook
You too can have a Michelin star dinner every night

Being the bartender @ a party
Bartender is the ultimate power position. you control the pour, you control the night.that vodka soda is literally doing the work of two or maybe five!!

Touching Grass
Something I recommended myself after dealing with some bullshit






Vodka Soda as your main drink
Tequila? Smell like hand sanitizer. Wine? Headache central. Beer? Bloated after 1 sip. Gin? Flowers all up in your mouth. Vodka soda is really that girl. It’s literally the skinny smart girl drink if you want to have a great night and not feel it the next day. And it has 97 cals. Drink it enough and all of them will just taste like water.

Date a Chef/Cook
You too can have a Michelin star dinner every night

Being the bartender @ a party
Bartender is the ultimate power position. you control the pour, you control the night.that vodka soda is literally doing the work of two or maybe five!!

Touching Grass
Something I recommended myself after dealing with some bullshit