Raised Waffles
We were sleepover-famous among our kids’ friends for these waffles. It’s crazy that the waffle GOAT was originated by Fannie Farmer in 1896 and then perfected by Marion Cunningham in her 12th edition rewrite of the Fannie Farmer cookbook in 1979 and hasn’t been challenged since. I’ve linked up MC’s Epicurious version but these are the instructions I give when friends ask for the recipe: Ingredients ½ cup warm water 1 package active dry yeast 1 stick butter 2 cups milk 2 cups flour 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon sugar 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon baking soda Steps #1 In a large bowl, put the yeast in the warm water, and let stand for five minutes (or just while you complete steps 2 and 3, roughly the same thing). #2 Melt the butter in a pot. #3 Add the milk to the pot and stir it around until warm. #4 Pour the milk-butter mixture into the yeast-water mixture and add the flour, salt, and sugar to it. Mix it up. It will be kinda watery; don’t worry. #5 Cover with plastic wrap and let stand at room temperature overnight. #6 In the morning add the eggs and baking soda, stir it up, and get waffling! Important Notes Steps 1-5 you do the night before! You need a regular waffle iron, a Belgian waffle iron won’t work! The finished batter keeps well in the fridge. I double the recipe and then we eat ‘em all week. Shake the batter on subsequent days before use and it’s good to go.
Dogs with Poor Tongue Management
Such a derp multiplier. Case in point, Percival.
The built-in leveler on the baking powder container
It’s such a tiny thing but literally every time I use this built-in edge to level my scoop of baking powder I feel a little surge of gratitude to the people who pay attention to the details that grease the skids of life.
Duck Army
Possibly my favorite nine seconds in Internet history
