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iced cortado

I tried to argue with my coworker that this drink wasn’t something you could actually order at a coffee shop. My ass was wrong. You CAN order an iced cortado AND the espresso to milk ratio is perfecto

perfect cherry almond smoothie

Delicious smoothie recipe (skip the spinach IMO! Add ground cardamom)

scoliosis test

Sometimes you find out that you DO have scoliosis at age 31 after a massage therapist tells you that your ribs are abnormal! Get an x-ray, babe!

Soft Services Speed Soak Skin Rehydrating Gel

Divine body lotion if you don’t like feeling slippery and slimyyy

iced cortado

I tried to argue with my coworker that this drink wasn’t something you could actually order at a coffee shop. My ass was wrong. You CAN order an iced cortado AND the espresso to milk ratio is perfecto

perfect cherry almond smoothie

Delicious smoothie recipe (skip the spinach IMO! Add ground cardamom)

scoliosis test

Sometimes you find out that you DO have scoliosis at age 31 after a massage therapist tells you that your ribs are abnormal! Get an x-ray, babe!

Soft Services Speed Soak Skin Rehydrating Gel

Divine body lotion if you don’t like feeling slippery and slimyyy