Bread - Wikipedia
Slap some butter on that. Life is good.
Dog - Wikipedia
Get a derg, pet a derg, sniff it's feet.
Fries
Yes. Always. Potatoes are a whole food. They fill the void.
West Virginia Danger Dingo
It's real good. Loves food. Waits by the window at the sound of my scooter. Also I think he looks like Ethan Hawke.