Dream Phone!
There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t think of Dream Phone, the game I always fantasized about having but never did. Huge in the early ‘90s, this babe had a battery operated hot pink phone (games with integrated tech were ELITE) you’d use to call various boys to find out who had a crush on you. Manifesting a pristine version I can buy to have forever!
Erotic thrillers to watch if you're insane, Part 1
Join me on Substack for the full list, including Madonna pouring hot candle wax on a nude Willem Defoe.
Rebuy the things you miss instead of being sad about them!
The best use of free will? Longing for something you loved and lost... and then going out and finding it on the interwebs. I did this with the pink Coolpix that I only recently threw out in a decluttering rage and instantly regretted it. I found a new one on FB Marketplace (at a good price obv). Instead of sobbing and I've been thrilled with all the weird blurry pics I've taken since!
Inside my accidental museum of 2000s beauty
Join me on Substack for a full debrief of the archives, from Stila scented bracelets, to discontinued lipsticks, to OG Urban Decay and more!
