playing girly pop songs at the bar
literally who wouldn’t want to get drunk and dance around to pop songs. stop pretending you don’t want to cause i know you do.
taking your bra off for your commute home
everyone always talks about taking your bra off as soon as you get home, but i say take the thing off as soon as you get in the car.
letting yourself have an off week
some weeks genuinely just suck. instead of forcing yourself to pretend your fine, just let yourself hate your life to the max for a week and then it’ll be out of your system.
chicken salad with EXTRA pickles
i genuinely don’t understand why anyone would put celery in their chicken salad when pickles are right there. literally all you need is canned chicken, mayo, and pickles. boom.
