Richard Scarry's Best Counting Book Ever
Really helped me improve my counting skills. Would rate 3 pigs out of 4 cows.
Leprechaun Leg Destroyer
With Saint Patrick’s Day coming up, this is your annual chance to catch a leprechaun and claim that treasure. This miniature snap trap is sure to put the gold in your hold!
Granny Pulls Her Weight In The Apocalypse
A 2069 survey hasyet determined the most common concern among elderly adults: surviving the raging zombie apocalypse. Equipped with this tactical cane, you can send granny to scavenge for food alone, giving you more time to doomscroll (coincidentally also the name of what summoned the zombies).
Insidious 67 - The Movie
Perfect book to gift to a child whose parents you despise. By priming the child’s neurons to notice brainrot, you ensure many years of turmoil as the parents blame each other for the child’s stunted development and you enjoy the cinema as the entire family unit implodes. Also good for a gag gift.
